The Holy Roman Empire of The Teutonic Nation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Frederick XII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 14 billion Teutons love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuremberg. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teutonic economy, worth a remarkable 1,925 trillion Reichstalers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,569 Reichstalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's more pink stuff on sale these days, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Teutonic Nation's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is True Christianity.

The Teutonic Nation is ranked 28,402^nd in the world and 9^th in Heiliger Bund for Most Beautiful Environments, with 856.41 pounds of wildlife per square mile.