The Divine Empire of Oranienburg
Population | 25.688 billion |
Capital | Germania |
Leader | Kaiser Richard |
Faith | Deutsches Christentum |
Currency | Reichsmark |
Animal | Steinadler |
The Imperial Government of The Divine Empire of Oranienburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Richard with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 25.688 billion Deutsche are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Deutsch economy, worth a remarkable 5,901 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,742 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Divine Empire of Oranienburg's national animal is the Steinadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deutsches Christentum.
The Divine Empire of Oranienburg is ranked 290,796th in the world and 10th in Heiliger Bund for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -32.74 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Divine Empire of Oranienburg, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in The Divine Empire of Oranienburg, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
- : Following new legislation in The Divine Empire of Oranienburg, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
- : The Divine Empire of Oranienburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : The Divine Empire of Oranienburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Divine Empire of Oranienburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in The Divine Empire of Oranienburg, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in The Divine Empire of Oranienburg, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in The Divine Empire of Oranienburg, international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism.
- : Following new legislation in The Divine Empire of Oranienburg, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.