The -REDACTED- of New hayistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 1.304 billion New hayistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Public Transport, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of gaiaton. The average income tax rate is 12.3%.

The New hayistanian economy, worth 66.5 trillion oriens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,973 oriens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were, and the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New hayistan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New hayistan is ranked 134,335^th in the world and 5^th in Joylaria for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.12 kickbacks per hour.