The Double Blue of Argonauts Nation is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Coach Dinwiddie with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working population of 36.185 billion Argonauts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beemo. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Argonauts Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,427 trillion rouges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 94,724 rouges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argonauts Nation's national animal is the touchdown, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is football.

Argonauts Nation is ranked 72,111^th in the world and 7^th in Free States of Gaia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 24.62 kickbacks per hour.