First World OrderBoard

United british indian provinces wrote:

Well get to it then! I have issued mobilisation orders for my populace... soon, all of Xeosia shall be bowing down to Queen Victoria, Empress of India today, Empress of the World tomorrow!

Oh ho ho. Ya wanna fight squid men from space?

United british indian provinces wrote:

Well get to it then! I have issued mobilisation orders for my populace... soon, all of Xeosia shall be bowing down to Queen Victoria, Empress of India today, Empress of the World tomorrow!

what can you do against a trained army of six million Korolkians, and twelve million Korolkian conscripts ready to deploy at a minutes notice

United british indian provinces wrote:

Well get to it then! I have issued mobilisation orders for my populace... soon, all of Xeosia shall be bowing down to Queen Victoria, Empress of India today, Empress of the World tomorrow!

You should start by learning how things work around here

Xeosia later wrote:

Oh ho ho. Ya wanna fight squid men from space?

Korolk wrote:

what can you do against a trained army of six million Korolkians, and twelve million Korolkian conscripts ready to deploy at a minutes notice

Show some mercy the new player doesn't know that he's dealing with people that could obliterate him in a few seconds

Xeosia later wrote:

Oh ho ho. Ya wanna fight squid men from space?

We fought men from Brazil, men from Egypt, men from France, men from Russia, and men from Zulu tribes!

We defeated entire armies of natives armed with spears and sticks, by using our superior machine guns and cannons!

Against squids, we shall be triumphant!

Third Soviet Union wrote:

You should start by learning how things work around hereShow some mercy the new player doesn't know that he's dealing with people that could obliterate him in a few seconds

as an imperialist nation, imperialism is bad

United british indian provinces wrote:

Well get to it then! I have issued mobilisation orders for my populace... soon, all of Xeosia shall be bowing down to Queen Victoria, Empress of India today, Empress of the World tomorrow!

Franco-british-american empire Get you're child...

Third Soviet Union wrote:

Premier Elijah: Well then... I mean the rail guns were constructed to pierce the shields and the ship's hull... But that works tooI left Earth because Earth is doomed unless we do something about it...

Also my humanity is completely different from yours...

I am what the rest of humanity could have been

Yes I tried that. He uses force fields, not electro magnetic fields, real pain in the ass.

United british indian provinces wrote:

Well get to it then! I have issued mobilisation orders for my populace... soon, all of Xeosia shall be bowing down to Queen Victoria, Empress of India today, Empress of the World tomorrow!

His tech is better than yours anyway

United british indian provinces wrote:

Well get to it then! I have issued mobilisation orders for my populace... soon, all of Xeosia shall be bowing down to Queen Victoria, Empress of India today, Empress of the World tomorrow!

First you should probably find out what gunpowder is.

Third Soviet Union wrote:

You should start by learning how things work around hereShow some mercy the new player doesn't know that he's dealing with people that could obliterate him in a few seconds

Fine. I'll just change their regime then. That's more mercy than forced conversion.

United british indian provinces wrote:

We fought men from Brazil, men from Egypt, men from France, men from Russia, and men from Zulu tribes!

We defeated entire armies of natives armed with spears and sticks, by using our superior machine guns and cannons!

Against squids, we shall be triumphant!

Your Queen's funeral mate.
A Xeosian battle barge warps into earth's stratosphere.

Monarche wrote:

Yes I tried that. He uses force fields, not electro magnetic fields, real pain in the ass.

Premier Elijah: Well at least we know the weak spot... But I think we should get the members of the coalition back on board... But this time we can't allow it to fall apart like last time

Xeosia later wrote:

Fine. I'll just change their regime then. That's more mercy than forced conversion.
Your Queen's funeral mate.
A Xeosian battle barge warps into earth's stratosphere.

No don't...

I'll handle it

Third Soviet Union wrote:

No don't...

I'll handle it

I already got a battle barge all the way to earth. Just wanna Grab them and wipe that smug lil imperialist smile off their tiny face-

Xeosia later wrote:

I already got a battle barge all the way to earth. Just wanna Grab them and wipe that smug lil imperialist smile off their tiny face-

Can I join?

Socialist States of Ludistan wrote:

Can I join?

... No.

Xeosia later wrote:

I already got a battle barge all the way to earth. Just wanna Grab them and wipe that smug lil imperialist smile off their tiny face-

You want to see hopes and dreams crushed in a few seconds?

Then I'm the man you call

Xeosia later wrote:

I already got a battle barge all the way to earth. Just wanna Grab them and wipe that smug lil imperialist smile off their tiny face-

Oh ****
Xeosia really wants to thanos clap someone

Xeosia later wrote:

... No.

Also I'm joining in this

Third Soviet Union wrote:

You want to see hopes and dreams crushed in a few seconds?

Then I'm the man you call

Third Soviet Union wrote:

Also I'm joining in this

I just wanted to do it myself for once.

11nations wrote:

Oh ****
Xeosia really wants to thanos clap someone

Imperialism?
Thats a paddlin'

Xeosia later wrote:

... No.

I’m gonna join anyway.

Xeosia later wrote:

I just wanted to do it myself for once.
Imperialism?
Thats a paddlin'

Maybe we can cut a deal?

Third Soviet Union wrote:

You want to see hopes and dreams crushed in a few seconds?

Then I'm the man you call

Little Kid: I want to a doctor!

*Tsu in the background cracking his knuckles*

Tsu: it's show time

Third Soviet Union wrote:

Premier Elijah: Well at least we know the weak spot... But I think we should get the members of the coalition back on board... But this time we can't allow it to fall apart like last time

Indeed. I have a new acquaintance, Ades Nova and the Ancedent republic. He shall be a powerful ally should he join our side, I must warn you though they do not like humans, of any sort.

Socialist States of Ludistan wrote:

I’m gonna join anyway.

[Exhausted squid man sigh]

Third Soviet Union wrote:

Maybe we can cut a deal?

What do you propose?

Monarche wrote:

Indeed. I have a new acquaintance, Ades Nova and the Ancedent republic. He shall be a powerful ally should he join our side, I must warn you though they do not like humans, of any sort.

Premier Elijah: I already know what they're all about... Intelligence already told me... But they do see the difference between Soviets and the humans on Earth... According to them we are tolerated compared to the humans on Earth