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A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: “Give me your money.” The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: “But, wait! You can’t do that, I am a Congressman!” The thief replies: “Oh, sorry. Give me MY money.”

Viciebskaja wrote:

tbh that might look cooler than black white red
i only included red cuz it was in my old flag

im amazed

Not cool Ancapstands

Monarche wrote:

A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: “Give me your money.” The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: “But, wait! You can’t do that, I am a Congressman!” The thief replies: “Oh, sorry. Give me MY money.”

I think you mean
Give us our money

Badjuristan wrote:

this rmb is drizzled in racism and homophobia and im waiting for the moderators to eat it

The gamer words

Rwekazaland wrote:

Not cool Ancapstands

Very cool

Monarche wrote:

Yeah... I know exactly what you refer to

when you say "bomb" in american school, "FBI OPEN UP!!"

when you say "bomb" in afghanistan schools, "hehe he's learning".

Korolk wrote:

I think you mean
Give us our money

Maybe

Ancapstands wrote:

The gamer words

karl marx wrote the gamer manifesto

Ancapstands wrote:

What's the difference between a Taliban fighter and an Iraqi child?

How the -snip- should I know? I'm a drone pilot.

How do Nazis greet each other?
With Heil-fives.

Atlantican people wrote:

when you say "bomb" in american school, "FBI OPEN UP!!"

when you say "bomb" in afghanistan schools, "hehe he's learning".

This is not cool

I only beat women with my left fist

Because they don’t deserve rights

I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

Rwekazaland wrote:

If you said on twitter you would be cancelled.

If I said it on Twitter everyone would agree with me.

Ancapstands wrote:

I only beat women with my left fist

Because they don’t deserve rights

heh

conservative joke

Badjuristan wrote:

this rmb is drizzled in racism and homophobia and im waiting for the moderators to eat it

at least the mods cant do anything about montanity's discord

Soviet Union: America, you need to get rid of Class!
America: goes to school with AR-15

Cops are a real pain in the neck.

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”

Korolk wrote:

Soviet Union: America, you need to get rid of Class!
America: goes to school with AR-15

Soviet Union: It's a school, not a shooting range.

America: wat

Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

What would happen if I said Hitler?
Let’s see.

Monarche wrote:

Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

I hate it when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”

Like we get it bro she’s underage