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The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casetaria city. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Casetarian economy, worth 106 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Gambling, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,436 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Leader, all industry is owned and run by the government, and respect is something that is typically forced rather than earned in Kingdom Of Casetaria. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kingdom Of Casetaria's national animal is the Snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.