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Third Soviet Union wrote:

The Soviet Union shuts the door in Ancaps face

* opens the door *
She's a fly emcee and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away, Mary Sue!
Jesus Christ is my

Atlantican people wrote:

Who?

some person from the bible

Xeosia later wrote:

NO. LET GO OF ME. I WILL TEAR OUT HIS HEART AND EAT IT.
*Grabs a CHaisaw from a nearby table and revs it up*
I AM GOING TO ****. YOU. UP!

O_O

Montanity wrote:

Middle Vers is Mary Sue

~UwU

Montanity wrote:

Middfccfle vers is Mary Sue

what type of mary sue

Ancapstands wrote:

* opens the door *
She's a fly emcee and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away, Mary Sue!
Jesus Christ is my

The Soviet Union Yeets you to the moon, And the door is locked

Ancapstands wrote:

~UwU

*Throws in the water* SAY HELLO TO MARY ****ING POPPINGS!

Third Soviet Union wrote:

The Soviet Union Yeets you to the moon, And the door is locked

O_O

Third Soviet Union wrote:

The Soviet Union Yeets you to the moon, And the door is locked

:(

OMG IS THAT A WAIFU wrote:

what type of mary sue

listen to Rapping For Jesus

Xeosia later wrote:

NO. LET GO OF ME. I WILL TEAR OUT HIS HEART AND EAT IT.
*Grabs a CHaisaw from a nearby table and revs it up*
I AM GOING TO ****. YOU. UP!

Looks at the chainsaw and it catches fire then leaves

Ancapstands wrote:

~UwU

SIMP CONFIRMED

Montanity wrote:

listen to Rapping For Jesus

no

Balaslandia wrote:

If you are living a bad life in TSU, just escape
we allow all residents from TSU into our nation

*clears throat*

First of all I'm on another planet...

Second of all nobody wants to escape...

If you want me to tell you why I can tell you

Montanity wrote:

SIMP CONFIRMED

*gun pointed at him*

Xeosia later wrote:

NO. LET GO OF ME. I WILL TEAR OUT HIS HEART AND EAT IT.
*Grabs a CHaisaw from a nearby table and revs it up*
I AM GOING TO ****. YOU. UP!

^{I'm s-scared}
(Okay but like, can we take care of my eye and kidney first and then chainsaw Hellcatian Empire?)

Xeosia later wrote:

NO. LET GO OF ME. I WILL TEAR OUT HIS HEART AND EAT IT.
*Grabs a CHaisaw from a nearby table and revs it up*
I AM GOING TO ****. YOU. UP!

bruh, you need to chill

Drags into Hardlight Prison

your staying in here until you chill.

Balaslandia wrote:

O_O

*record scratch*
Now, this is what one would call "Fatherly rage" in action. A Xeosian is biologically compelled to protect their children at any means necessary.

The Hellcatian Empire wrote:

Looks at the chainsaw and it catches fire then leaves

*you get a flaming chainsaw slammed directly through your chest mere seconds after you walk away*

Third Soviet Union wrote:

*clears throat*

First of all I'm on another planet...

Second of all nobody wants to escape...

If you want me to tell you why I can tell you

I love my new home

Xeosia later wrote:

*record scratch*
Now, this is what one would call "Fatherly rage" in action. A Xeosian is biologically compelled to protect their children at any means necessary.
*you get a flaming chainsaw slammed directly through your chest mere seconds after you walk away*

The chainsaw is cut in half while my body completely heals

Third Soviet Union wrote:

*clears throat*

First of all I'm on another planet...

Second of all nobody wants to escape...

If you want me to tell you why I can tell you

tell me

Balaslandia wrote:

tell me

Two words...

"subliminal propaganda"

Anyway, I gtg, cya tomorrow

Ancap foak song, often song by the freedom fighters

There's a yellow rose in ancap
That I am gonna see
No other soldier knows her
No soldier only me

She cried so when I left her
It like to broke my heart
And if I ever find her
We never more will part

She's the sweetest rose of colour
This soldier ever knew
Her eyes are bright as diamonds
They sparkle like the dew

You may talk about your dearest May
And sing of king Charles
But the Yellow Rose of ancapstands
Beats the belles of ozis

Where the Rio Grande is flowing
And the starry skies are bright
She walks along the river
In the quiet summer night
She thinks if I remember

When we parted long ago
I promised to come back again
And not to leave her so
She's the sweetest rose of colour
This soldier ever knew
Her eyes are bright as diamonds
They sparkle like the dew
You may talk about your dearest May
And sing of king Charrles
But the yellow Rose of ancapstands

Beats the belles of ozis
Oh my feet are torn and bloody
And my heart is full of woe
I'm going back to exidst

To find my uncle Joe
You may talk about of prime
And sang of Bobby Lee
But the Gallant Hood of ancapstands
He played hell in ozis
She's the sweetest rose of colour

This soldier ever knew
Her eyes are bright as diamonds
They sparkle like the dew
You may talk about your dearest May

And sing of Rosa Lee
But the yellow Rose of ancapstands
Beats the belles of ozis

I think I may have already shared this one.. I don’t fully remember