The Colony of Goserenity is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 413 million Goserenityians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Goserenityian economy, worth 26.4 trillion wuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,972 wuts, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, contestants on Goserenity's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Goserenity's national animal is the beefalo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Goserenity is ranked 36,908^th in the world and 3^rd in Firefly for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 58,854.24 Standard Monetary Units.