The Republic of Pamia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President of Pamia with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12 billion Pamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pamian economy, worth a remarkable 2,332 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,413 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, autocrats are persona non grata, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pamia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pamia is ranked 33,053^rd in the world and 4^th in CISB Reforged for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 860.34 on the Clooney Contribution Index.