The United Socialist States of Citz Yak is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ser Buff Aló with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.778 billion Yakizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yikyakpatiwak. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Citz Yakian economy, worth 204 trillion doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,019 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Citz Yak's national animal is the clouded leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Citz Yak is ranked 255,314^th in the world and 85^th in Cape of Good Hope for Most Patriotic, with 1.56 flags saluted per person per day.