The Community of Joseph Tabona is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.953 billion Joseph Tabonans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The strong Joseph Tabonan economy, worth 913 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,234 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Joseph Tabona's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Joseph Tabona is ranked 64,801^st in the world and 1^st in Commonwealth States for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.