The District of English King is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles III with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.025 billion Royal Highmen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong English Kingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 48,308 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 328,436 per year while the poor average 2,595, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, King Charles III has just been declared ruler of English King in an international press conference, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and King Charles III is emphatic that English King's HDI is much higher than it seems (English King has found 1 easter egg). Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. English King's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

English King is ranked 227,928^th in the world and 7^th in Commonwealth States for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.