The Republic of North Kandson is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jeffrie Peterson with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.613 billion North Kandsonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osmino. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The strong North Kandsonian economy, worth 361 trillion katoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,350 katoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kandson's national animal is the alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Kandson is ranked 215,702^nd in the world and 177^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.47 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.