The Principality of Tapion is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rivaldi Milosha Zekromsky with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.037 billion Tapiocas enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pearl Milk Ikspiari. The average income tax rate is 9.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tapionan economy, worth 373 trillion leipas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,163 leipas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tapion's national animal is the doja cat and its national religion is Optimistic Resilience.

Tapion is ranked 154,989^th in the world and 15^th in Ukraine for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,187.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.