The State of Amber Love is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.418 billion Amber Loveans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Amber Lovean economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 37,174 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,740 per year while the poor average 1,997, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Amber Love's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Amber Love has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Amber Love's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Amber Love is ranked 192,169^th in the world and 7^th in Botswana for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.