The State of New Berlaar is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leon Degrelle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.868 billion Berlaarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Berlaar City. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Berlaarian economy, worth 471 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,956 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Berlaar's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Berlaar is ranked 250,287^th in the world and 108^th in belgium for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.18 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.