Population | 971 million |
Capital | ₜₕₑ Bᵣᵢdgₑ |
Leader | ʏƚi|ɒƚoT ɔimꙅoƆ |
Currency | Gₐₗₐcₜᵢₜₑ |
Animal | ₙₑbᵤₗₐₑ |
The ᵢₙfᵢₙᵢₜₑ ₕyₚₑᵣdₑₐₜₕ of Rosartemis is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by ʏƚi|ɒƚoT ɔimꙅoƆ with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 971 million G̵̦̿̏̋̆͋a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Education and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ₜₕₑ Bᵣᵢdgₑ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.
The frighteningly efficient ã̴̜͕̦̩̝̓͋͋͂͝͠l̷͚̭͛̉̆̐̔̒̋̈́͘̚a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ economy, worth 170 trillion Gₐₗₐcₜᵢₜₑs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,035 Gₐₗₐcₜᵢₜₑs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 955,904 per year while the poor average 16,698, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.
Royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do", Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the ã̴̜͕̦̩̝̓͋͋͂͝͠l̷͚̭͛̉̆̐̔̒̋̈́͘̚a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ military unleashed its biological weapons, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and bilingual G̵̦̿̏̋̆͋a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Rosartemis's national animal is the ₙₑbᵤₗₐₑ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Rosartemis is ranked 8,010th in the world and 3rd in Warzone Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 9,363.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rosartemis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Rosartemis ejected and banned The United Socialist States of Wagnaria from Astoria.
- : Rosartemis voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Rosartemis agreed to construct embassies between Astoria and Warzone Europe.
- : Rosartemis proposed constructing embassies between Warzone Europe and Astoria.
- : The Republic of The Extremely Big UwU renamed the office held by Rosartemis from "Homeland Officer" to "Duchess of Calais" in Warzone Europe.
- : Rosartemis lodged a message on the Warzone Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Rosartemis's influence in Warzone Europe rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Rosartemis relocated from Realm of the Whispering Winds to Warzone Europe.
- : Rosartemis lodged a message on the Realm of the Whispering Winds Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.