The Rogue Nation of Utopia Prime States is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.33 billion Utopia Prime Statesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Utopia Prime Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,229 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,987 Gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, people can get away with murder these days, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia Prime States's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek.

Utopia Prime States is ranked 73,476^th in the world and 15^th in Ancient for Most Patriotic, with 19.11 flags saluted per person per day.