The United Provinces of Democratic Kingdom of South India is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jambi Shriyan with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.403 billion South Indians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bengaluru. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient South Indian economy, worth 889 trillion South Indian Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,112 South Indian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Kingdom of South India's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Democratic Kingdom of South India is ranked 3,683^rd in the world and 3^rd in Liberal Democratic Union for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,166.74 on the Clooney Contribution Index.