The United Republic of Arkaudia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stefan Hernandez with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.043 billion Arkaudians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femx. The average income tax rate is 35.4%.

The very strong Arkaudian economy, worth 566 trillion Arkaudian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,617 Arkaudian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Robosexual marriages are increasingly common, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and copyright laws have been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Arkaudia's national animal is the Arabian Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Arkaudia is ranked 199,371^st in the world and 7^th in CountryGame for Most Primitive, scoring -81.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.