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Altered natives 3 years 256 days ago Aargh! It's still breathing! 😲 The abomination just won't *expire!* It's like the time I ran over my Grandma's cat after the thing fell asleep on my rear car tire. I guess it couldn't get out of the wheelwell in time. "You killed my baby!" My Memaw yelped. So I backed the car up and felt a bump as I ran over something... "Uhh yeah," I said, "It's definitely dead now." But it wasn't. It just crawled onto the lawn and gave me the stinkeye. 😞 Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, and 4 othersVersatran, Haremm, World assembly of the studly spud, and Kasadea

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Aargh! It's still breathing! 😲
The abomination just won't expire!

It's like the time I ran over my Grandma's cat after the thing fell asleep on my rear car tire.
I guess it couldn't get out of the wheelwell in time.
"You killed my baby!" My Memaw yelped.
So I backed the car up and felt a bump as I ran over something...
"Uhh yeah," I said, "It's definitely dead now."
But it wasn't.
It just crawled onto the lawn and gave me the stinkeye. 😞

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, and 4 othersVersatran, Haremm, World assembly of the studly spud, and Kasadea

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