Well since every measurement is so gosh darn complex for my five brain cells to work out, I shall invent a new type to determine how hot it is. 1: Freezing 2. Freezing slightly less 3. Your feet 4. A nice autumn evening 5. Something medium 6. The Sahara 7. The Sahara but hotter 8. A hot pocket 9. Your mom. 10. The sun or something?