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Proudly presenting the 2020 Royal Ass Cote! 👑 The Fourth Annual Royal Ass Côte Races Tuesday 16th to Saturday 20th June 2020 Maurice Sendup, King of All Wild Things, is proud to host the fourth annual Royal Ass Côte Races. Named after the wild donkeys that run free along its diamond sands, the Ass Côte is home to some of Where the Wild Things Are's most spectacular scenery. Encouraged with carrots, wild donkeys dash across the sands, competing to be crowned ‘Royal Ass of the Year’. Sponsor a Donkey Until the 16th June, a limited number of nations may sponsor a donkey on a first-come, first-served basis. The sponsors may choose a name for their donkey, which will be painlessly tattooed on the animal. Want-to-be sponsors should telegram All Wild Things with the name that they would like tattooed on their ass. Back Up Your Ass From Tuesday 16th to Saturday 20th June, all nations are invited to Where the Wild Things Are to cheer for their favourite donkey via our open-to-all poll. The donkey with the most support will be crowned ‘Royal Ass of the Year’. Players may use puppets to vote for more than one donkey, but it is prohibited to use puppets to vote more than once for the same donkey. Any idiot can stuff a poll using puppets. The challenge here is to convince as many real people as possible to support your donkey. The sponsor funds raised will go to preserving the pristine Ass Côte for perpetuity as a nature reserve. Watch the Live Action! Read the 2020 commentary Eighty-five nations supported Royal Ass Côte 2019 Read the 2019 commentary View the 2019 results. One hundred and eighty-eight nations supported Royal Ass Côte 2018 Read the 2018 commentary View the 2018 results. Ninety-nine nations supported Royal Ass Côte 2017 Watch the 2017 Read the 2017 commentary View the 2017 results Sponsors so far:
Please, if you would like to be a sponsor, get in touch, and we'll introduce you to your own ass. Almira, Duxverdale, and Eris Discordia |
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