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Me: I want universal, non-profit healthcare.
Democrats: No.
Me: I want a candidate who is against illegal wars.
Democrats: No.
Me: I want to reduce military spending.
Democrats: No.
Me: I want a candidate that is an environmentalist.
Democrats: No.
Me: I want the CIA out of Latin America.
Democrats: No.
Me: I want subsidized college for everyone.
Democrats: No.
Me: I want a living wage for everyone.
Democrats: No.
Me: Fine. If you won’t give me anything I want, how
about at least giving me a candidate who didn’t vote
for an illegal war, didn’t try to cut Social Security for decades,
and didn’t write and help pass corporate-friendly legislation
that penalized and punished the middle class and the poor?
Democrats: No.
Me: OK then, I won’t vote for you.
Democrats: YOU SATANIC MONSTER YOU ARE SUPPORTING TRUMP!
Me: F*** y’all.