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Adventium wrote:

Due to the sasquatch crisis, the farmers of Adventium are too afraid to work the fields. We are days away from a food crisis.

We beg the international community for humanitarian assistance. Please, will any of our neighbour's provide some emergency food aid? Rice, corn, filet mignon and caviar, anything will help!

Please, we are already being assaulted by sasquatch. Please don't abandon the Advent to starvation!

This is something we will gladly help you with, as no man deserves death by starvation, however in order for us to provide enough aid we will require a clear cut 3km by 3km area to be kept clear for transports. In addition, we are willing lease the Ruhkbat Ghilles Para-Military company to hunt down these 'Sasquatch' creatures.

If things proceed as they normally do, the crisis will be over by the end of the month, in the meantime the transports will be supplying the people with a stockpile of Kolib ration bars (2 bars per person per day will keep a person alive). All that we require is a promise to never endanger the people for the sole benefit of your leaders and to continue to advance scientifically, to give a better quality of life to all.