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Adventium wrote:

Due to the sasquatch crisis, the farmers of Adventium are too afraid to work the fields. We are days away from a food crisis.

We beg the international community for humanitarian assistance. Please, will any of our neighbour's provide some emergency food aid? Rice, corn, filet mignon and caviar, anything will help!

Please, we are already being assaulted by sasquatch. Please don't abandon the Advent to starvation!

Greeting and Salutations Adventium,

In the name of Aureum Kiwi, our most holy creator, the Holy Empire of Anima Lucet is willing to send aid, to relieve you of your Sasquatch infestation. However, in exchange we will require concessions before we can commit our mission to your sovereign soil.

1. First order, opening of formal diplomatic relations with an exchange of embassies.
2. Second order, a Basilica of Aureum Kiwi be built, at your expense, per our designers, in your capitol.
3. A base of operations that will be leased for 100 years with access to the sea, measuring no smaller than 120 square kilometers. This area, while under lease, will be treated as sovereign soil of Anima Lucet. This will be our base of operations to eradicate and pacify the sasquatches infesting your land.

Should you agree to our terms, we can have our initial ground forces there within the day. We await your reply.