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The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree

Jar Wattinree wrote:Jar Wattinree is ranked 8,372nd in the world and 221st in the Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,025.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

We're getting there, slowly but surely.

Jar Wattinree is ranked 8,301st in the world and 219th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,058.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Not bad.

Kingdom of Eragol, The Dunwich Dominion, and Clicking the first issue

Post by Hamashi suppressed by Jar Wattinree.

The Republic of Hamashi

"The Gameplay forums are off-limits for Pacificans except for official government-sanctioned posts. Any violators of this will be taken to task by the Senate." (From 'The New Pacific Order: Guide to Wartime Conduct')

Read this slowly... The government of your own region, the New Pacific Order, along with continuous subversion of other regions and general unacceptable behavior, doesn't want you to have a voice in a public area in order to advance their own interests.

Do you want to continue silenced, or do you want a voice?

Make the right choice. Get a voice.

Get your voice by moving to The Ragerian Imperium and join the fight against the suppressive tactics of the NPO.

The Commonwealth of Lanorth

News Laws In Lanorth:
New laws have been introduced by First Minister Kennedy.
1. Prohibition
2. No Drugs (Fanthobition) (Fanto-bish-on)
3. No Smoking (Brethobition) (Breth-o-bish-ion)

Hamashi wrote:<snip>

Move region? To your region? *Chuckles* I'd rather die.

The Imperial Dominion of Longweather

OOC: Longweather is ranked 4,136th in the world and 106th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,698.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

I'm not displeased by this rating. Education is apparently the third largest thing funded by the Imperial Dominion's budget.

Kingdom of Eragol, Clicking the first issue, Jar Wattinree, Samasbhi, and 1 otherNorwany

The Drakken Empire of Repitilysia

Katrzynija wrote:THE OBESITY IS FIGHTING BACK ._. It keeps rising . Now very issue is like a minefield
Rn im dismissing around 60 of my issues

Oof yeah some issues are just "nuh uh hell nah" AKA dismiss material.

You shouldn't neglect other stats because of one tho.

The Kitsune Laeie of Katrzynija

Repitilysia wrote:Oof yeah some issues are just "nuh uh hell nah" AKA dismiss material.

You shouldn't neglect other stats because of one tho.

M8 this is critical

The Drakken Empire of Repitilysia

Katrzynija wrote:M8 this is critical

Nah, critical is your health stat that is low as heck!
Also the compassion one that would contradict with your nation's culture b :(

Crazybloxian wa office

Jar Wattinree wrote:No asking for endorsements on the RMB.

Well, it’s gone. The only reason I asked was cuz i needed 2 endos to pass a bunch of resolutions

The Commonwealth of Lanorth

After the ban on all recreational drugs, smoking and alcohol, drug addicts were caught making meth and cocaine. The addicts had broke a law. Break any law, and your life will be withdrawn.

Andrew Herbertson and Tony Valentine were the addicts caught creating the drugs. When the police burst into the house, Michael was creating the meth and Tony was tasting the cocaine. They were thrown upon the ground and arrested.
Michael and Tony were placed upon a metal table and strapped in. They were lifted, so their feet were centimetres away from the ground. They were not going to be executed by Humans...
Thanks to huge scientific developments in Lanorth, functional Robots have been created. One Robot, nicknamed FYD, or Face Your Debts, was created to execute lifeforms. Michael and Tony would be his firt victims.
FYD was let into the room, and he scanned the area. He detected Michael, who he looked at with his glowing eyes. Michael squirmed, but couldn't move.
'Please remain calm.' FYD said as he moved towards Michael. Your life will now be terminated. You will feel a slight tickle and then death. FYD repeated this until he reached Michael, who was sweating and yelling out for help.
FYD raised his right arm, and pressed it against Michael's neck. There was a small flicker of light, and then a very bright light that lasted for seconds as Michael's pained screams were heard. Tony had the same fate.
FYD executed them with one of it's ten forms of execution. The light blasted radiation and electricity into the victim's bloodstream, which zoomed into his heart within 1.3 seconds. The electricity caused the blood vessels it pumped around to simply snap, and the radiation stopped it. Then, his brain would be dried out by a sudden jolt from the remaining heat from the electricity and radiation. The victim would perish long before this. Minutes after the process, the blood would dry out, leaving the victim wrinkly and very dead. There are nine other forms of execution that I will use and explain in future roleplays.

The Kitsune Laeie of Katrzynija

Repitilysia wrote:Nah, critical is your health stat that is low as heck!
Also the compassion one that would contradict with your nation's culture b :(

Meh.

The Drakken Empire of Repitilysia

Katrzynija wrote:Meh.

>:|

The Kitsune Laeie of Katrzynija

Repitilysia wrote:>:|

The obesity is the main problem

The Commonwealth of Lanorth

page=dispatch/id=1134291
Someone please assist. I am mentioned in this factbook, and I can't copy the text. Can someone do it for me, and telegram the translation? Thanks
EDIT: If you will, like the post before you start translating. Thanks

The Drakken Empire of Repitilysia

Katrzynija wrote:The obesity is the main problem

Heart Disease: *Exists*
Smol Ones: Meh.

1Kg Above Average Weight: *Exists*
Smol Ones: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Kitsune Laeie of Katrzynija

Repitilysia wrote:Heart Disease: *Exists*
Smol Ones: Meh.

1Kg Above Average Weight: *Exists*
Smol Ones: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Seams about right

The Imperial Dominion of Longweather

Lanorth wrote:

After the ban on all recreational drugs, smoking and alcohol, drug addicts were caught making meth and cocaine. The addicts had broke a law. Break any law, and your life will be withdrawn.

Andrew Herbertson and Tony Valentine were the addicts caught creating the drugs. When the police burst into the house, Michael was creating the meth and Tony was tasting the cocaine. They were thrown upon the ground and arrested.
Michael and Tony were placed upon a metal table and strapped in. They were lifted, so their feet were centimetres away from the ground. They were not going to be executed by Humans...
Thanks to huge scientific developments in Lanorth, functional Robots have been created. One Robot, nicknamed FYD, or Face Your Debts, was created to execute lifeforms. Michael and Tony would be his firt victims.
FYD was let into the room, and he scanned the area. He detected Michael, who he looked at with his glowing eyes. Michael squirmed, but couldn't move.
'Please remain calm.' FYD said as he moved towards Michael. Your life will now be terminated. You will feel a slight tickle and then death. FYD repeated this until he reached Michael, who was sweating and yelling out for help.
FYD raised his right arm, and pressed it against Michael's neck. There was a small flicker of light, and then a very bright light that lasted for seconds as Michael's pained screams were heard. Tony had the same fate.
FYD executed them with one of it's ten forms of execution. The light blasted radiation and electricity into the victim's bloodstream, which zoomed into his heart within 1.3 seconds. The electricity caused the blood vessels it pumped around to simply snap, and the radiation stopped it. Then, his brain would be dried out by a sudden jolt from the remaining heat from the electricity and radiation. The victim would perish long before this. Minutes after the process, the blood would dry out, leaving the victim wrinkly and very dead. There are nine other forms of execution that I will use and explain in future roleplays.

PIC: At this point, the Council of Lords is considering the creation of a button that automatically sends out an official denounciation of Lanorth, strict economic sanctions, and an international call to join the Imperial Dominion in these acts. It would be called the "Lanorth Button."

We're entirely serious about this.

Samasbhi, Norwany, and Empector

The Kitsune Laeie of Katrzynija

Post self-deleted by Lanorth.

Post self-deleted by Lanorth.

The Drakken Empire of Repitilysia

Katrzynija wrote:Repitilysia
Gn

Nighty night smol one! ^w^

Longweather wrote:PIC: At this point, the Council of Lords is considering the creation of a button that automatically sends out an official denounciation of Lanorth, strict economic sanctions, and an international call to join the Imperial Dominion in these acts. It would be called the "Lanorth Button."

We're entirely serious about this.

Yeah dude, why use the nice robots to do the dirty job when you have the good ol' fashioned bullet to the head?
Psh, nations these days trying to be show offs about their execution methods smh

The Commonwealth of Lanorth

First Minister Kennedy:

"Emperor Dresden Mourningway of Longweather. You seem displeased with our forms of Capital Punishment. I, First Minister Sharkovsky, have held a meeting with my Cabinet. They have decided that to offend one is to offend all. That is our code. So, we have decided that war will likely leave Lanorth a nation of flames, so we have agreed to take the diplomatic approach. I request a summit meeting with you, Emperor, somewhere within your nation where we can agree on terms to make Lanorth an acceptable nation. We await your response. Farewell."

The Foxo Kingdom of Foxotania

Foxotania is ranked 10,026th in the world and 252nd in the Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,120.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Smart Foxos!

Kingdom of Eragol, Shnailand, Clicking the first issue, and Scrotag

Mittelland

Modhofen wrote:100,000 Federal Troops would begin mobilization towards the Modhof-Mittelland border

100,000 and 1 Imperial troops march towards the Mittelland-Modhof border

Secret santa2

Jar Wattinree wrote:Interesting, OC also means Original Character/Creation in roleplay.

That's why we call it OOC ()Out Of Character

The Progress-driven Collective of Airengard

Apparently getting disaster alerts through phone instead of sirens somehow lowers obesity... Huh.

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