Vending EmporiumWorld Census

The Highest Food Quality in Vending Emporium

Professional food critics dined out at restaurants and popped into home kitchens to judge ingredient quality, creativity, and diversity of food.

1.	The Bizarre Sugar Snack of Sentient Candy Corn	Left-Leaning College State	“Candy united”
2.	The Limited Edition Cheetos of Twisted Cheetos Puffs	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Cheese flavored snacks”
3.	The Confused Fruit of Confused Tomato	Civil Rights Lovefest	“What the hell am I doing”
4.	The Discontinued Cereal of Ice Cream Cones Cereal	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Sweetened cereal scoops with crunchy cones”
5.	The Snack Dispenser of Vending Machine	Anarchy	“*vending machine noises*”
6.	The Snack of Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn	Anarchy	“America's favorite popcorn brand”
7.	The Corporate Conglomerate of Happy Hot Dog	Anarchy	“One hot dog a day”
8.	The Vegetable of Garbanzo	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Also known as chick peas”
9.	The Schoolyard Bully of Pillsbury Doughboyo	Civil Rights Lovefest	“I'll take all your lunch money”
10.	The Left Leaning Chocolate of Left Twix	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Numerous biased studies show people prefer left twix”

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