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Least Corrupt Governments: 549th Highest Disposable Incomes: 644th Largest Retail Industry: 682nd+26
Most Cheerful Citizens: 748th Most Nations: 783rd Rudest Citizens: 922nd Nicest Citizens: 937th Highest Food Quality: 1,005th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,019th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,058th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,115th Most Efficient Economies: 1,119th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,166th Most Developed: 1,173rd Most Inclusive: 1,196th Safest: 1,405th Most Cultured: 1,406th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,476th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,517th Highest Drug Use: 1,825th Smartest Citizens: 1,872nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,912th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,949th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,963rd Highest Average Incomes: 2,122nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,128th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,213th Most Rebellious Youth: 2,399th Longest Average Lifespans: 2,625th
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Storage unit for my puppets named after food.

Embassies: Cao Wei, Top Hat Kingdom, Pecan Sandies, The Embassy, Fredonia, Guinea Kiribati, and Clockworks.

Tags: Medium, Monarchist, Password, and Puppet Storage.

Vending Emporium contains 22 nations, the 783rd most in the world.

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The Greatest Rich-Poor Divides in Vending Emporium

Nations ranked highly have large gaps between the incomes of rich and poor citizens. Nations low on the list have high levels of income equality.

As a region, Vending Emporium is ranked 5,608th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

1.The Made With Real Guavas of Guava Ice CreamAnarchy“No artificial flavoring”
2.The Snack of Smartfood White Cheddar PopcornAnarchy“America's favorite popcorn brand”
3.The Snack Dispenser of Vending MachineAnarchy“*vending machine noises*”
4.The Corporate Conglomerate of Happy Hot DogAnarchy“One hot dog a day”
5.The Soft Drink Flavor of Fanta StrawberryAnarchy“Be More Than One Flavor”
6.The Jelly Filled Dessert of Jelly DoughnutCivil Rights Lovefest“A better world for all pastries”
7.The Prize Held Within of Kinder EggAnarchy“Treat, discover, play”
8.The Discontinued Cereal of Powdered DonutzCivil Rights Lovefest“A crispy, sweetened, 3-grain cereal”
9.The Salt Princess of Morton Salt GirlCivil Rights Lovefest“When it rains it pours”
10.The Best Pop Tart Flavor of Smores Pop TartsCivil Rights Lovefest“Toaster Pastries”

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After further consideration of our new embassy policy. We have determined that your region no longer qualifies for an embassy with TVE. See our updated embassy policy for more details.


The Most Serene Republic of Neo Splatoonia

Greetings from The Vincence Empire. We are conducting a diplomatic survey with our allied regions on what makes a military campaign successful?. Please honour us with your esteemed choice on our humble report. Feel free to share as it's an open poll and comment on our RMB, messages are always welcome.


Arnold Scampi
Minister of the National Survey,
Neo Splatoonia

Gunlances, also known as GL, are long, piercing weapons with a mechanism inside which can fire an explosive round. This is called Shelling. Unlike Bowguns, the Gunlance cannot fire over distances. The Shelling ability can only be used from close range and reduces the weapon's sharpness with each use. The use of the weapon is largely similar to the original Lance. Unlike ranged weapons, Gunlances come with preset, unlimited ammo. They are able to charge up, indicated by the radiating energy at the tip of the lance, and dish out a strong explosive attack referred to as Wyvern's Fire.

Weapon Features
Unlike the lance, the gunlance does not utilize "piercing" damage. Every attack involving the lance portion of the weapon strictly uses the cutting damage modifier.

The type of shells fired differ depending on the individual Gunlance. These usually range from Level 1 to Level 3 shelling (though some go as high as Level 5), and come in three different types: Normal, Spread, and Long. As the names imply, each type works differently.

Compared to a [Normal] type Gunlance, a [Spread] type's Wyvern Fire will have a wider blast radius, while a [Long] type is granted greater range. Regardless of level, a [Normal] Gunlance has 5 shots, [Long] types have 3, and [Spread] types have 2. However, [Long] and [Spread] shots inflict more damage than [Normal] shots.

The shelling feature has a downside: it burns through the weapon's sharpness. Using it will quickly dull the weapon. Whetstones are strongly recommended when using this weapon.

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