Vending EmporiumWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in Vending Emporium

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Vending Emporium is ranked 1,818^th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

1.	The Snack of Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn	Anarchy	“America's favorite popcorn brand”
2.	The Snack Dispenser of Vending Machine	Anarchy	“*vending machine noises*”
3.	The Limited Edition Cheetos of Twisted Cheetos Puffs	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Cheese flavored snacks”
4.	The Confused Fruit of Confused Tomato	Civil Rights Lovefest	“What the hell am I doing”
5.	The Corporate Conglomerate of Happy Hot Dog	Anarchy	“One hot dog a day”
6.	The Discontinued Cereal of Powdered Donutz	Civil Rights Lovefest	“A crispy, sweetened, 3-grain cereal”
7.	The Pink Milk of Strawberry Flavored Milk	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Artificial flavor”
8.	The Cheesy Snack of Cheetos Puffs	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Cheese flavored snacks”
9.	The Chocolate Wafer Bar of Kit-Kat	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Have a break - have a kitkat”
10.	The Schoolyard Bully of Pillsbury Doughboyo	Civil Rights Lovefest	“I'll take all your lunch money”

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