USSRWorld Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in USSR

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

1.	The Empire of Liberal Ukraine	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Only dead fish go with the flow”
2.	The New Paradigm of Mutant wasteland	Left-Leaning College State	“We are getting stronger”
3.	The Republic of The Bulgarian Balkans	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Never cry over spilt milk. It could have been vodka.”
4.	The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba	Left-wing Utopia	“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”
5.	The Tagyŕguý-Yeźnićo of Hvalfyurden	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Ńỹśe śuý. Ńỹśe yeźnima. Ńỹśe zwýńet.”
6.	The United Socialist States of Rossortsy	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“By the people, for the people”
7.	The Red Claws of Russian Bear	Democratic Socialists	“Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti”
8.	The United Socialist States of Hosparia	Iron Fist Socialists	“Might Makes Right”
9.	The People's Republic of Oldvilanec Handinihy	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
10.	The People's Republic of Manchuria and Primorye	Democratic Socialists	“За людей, за восток!”

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