The World World Census
The Nudest in the World
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
3. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
4. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
5. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
6. | The United States of Lady-Liberty | Anarchy | “...yearning to breathe free.” | |
7. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Philip V | Capitalist Paradise | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
8. | The Republic of Interplanetary Britain | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Many suns shall shine on the British Empire.” | |
9. | The 4 Calling Birds of 3 French Hens | Left-Leaning College State | “Hens like to cluck.” | |
10. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” |