The PacificWorld Census

The Most Primitive in the Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 21,741^st in the world for Most Primitive.

1.	The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids	Democratic Socialists	“Jar Jar, you're a genius!”
2.	The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Obey or die”
3.	The Dictatorship of Jayek	Psychotic Dictatorship	“The nation first”
4.	The Nomadic Peoples of Dolgavarjobul	Tyranny by Majority	“Ride Freely and Fearlessly”
5.	The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN	Father Knows Best State	“G👏G👏”
6.	The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-Niggurath	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl agl fhtagn”
7.	The Defensive Democracy of Xandaquistao	Psychotic Dictatorship	“É tudo pela democracia”
8.	The Matriarchy of Crystal Coven	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Mother Knows Best.”
9.	The Kingdom of Yellington	Corporate Police State	“We will crush anyone who stands in our path!”
10.	The Free Land of Darth Haggis	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The trembling earth resounds his tread”

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