The New InquisitionWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in The New Inquisition

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The New Inquisition is ranked 3,148^th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

1.	The Great German Empire of New Awesome Prussia	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Your vital regions have been seized by Prussia.”
2.	The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad	Iron Fist Consumerists	“An equal opportunity hate group.”
3.	The Imperial Inquisition of Juhlazar	Father Knows Best State	“Only the Strong prevail in Juhlazar”
4.	The Sultanate of Algivore City	Corporate Bordello	“This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!”
5.	The Right-Wing Utopia of Vortyd	Right-wing Utopia	“Who dares wins”