The Cuckoos EggWorld Census

The Lowest Crime Rates in The Cuckoos Egg

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

1.	The Cuckoo's of Krazie Karl	Moralistic Democracy	“Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again”
2.	The Matriarchy of Hysterical Females	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!”
3.	The Dominion of Root	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Root is God”
4.	The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus	Father Knows Best State	“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
5.	The Words of Jonathan Swift	Authoritarian Democracy	“Seriously, seriously serious.”
6.	The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac Roavin	Father Knows Best State	“No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel”
7.	The Principality of Princesses Celestia and Luna	Father Knows Best State	“Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.”
8.	The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a Tim	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn”
9.	The Bosphorus Spanning City of Gawddamntinople	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Can I have a yellow rose, please?”
10.	The Kingdom of Mr Stalker	Corporate Police State	“Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.”