South PacificWorld Census

The Most Primitive in South Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, South Pacific is ranked 17,888^th in the world for Most Primitive.

1.	The Non-Euclidean Geometries of Barrel of Marsupials	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“More fun than a barrel of monkeys”
2.	The Pen Gwyn of South Pacific Information Center	Left-wing Utopia	“A lame duck session”
3.	The Pervasive Microplastics of South Pacific Garbage Patch	Capitalist Paradise	“Dirty or dingy or dusty / ragged or rotten or rusty”
4.	The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Beans, beans, they're good for the heart....”
5.	The Big-Time Catches of Bennie Cunningham	Left-Leaning College State	“Big Catch Bennie Cunningham”
6.	The Egoist of Chigiri Hyoma	Democratic Socialists	“My speed will roar through the world!”
7.	The Armed Republic of Per Loveresengstan	Corporate Bordello	“From Many, One”
8.	The Armed Republic of Epicer Unicorns	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Black Lives Matter!”
9.	The Unexplored Jungles of Goblin Island	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Sneaky stuff around the bush”
10.	The Free Land of A Grey South	Right-wing Utopia	“By The People For The People”

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