The Most Primitive in South Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, South Pacific is ranked 17,888th in the world for Most Primitive.
1. | The Non-Euclidean Geometries of Barrel of Marsupials | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “More fun than a barrel of monkeys” | |
2. | The Pen Gwyn of South Pacific Information Center | Left-wing Utopia | “A lame duck session” | |
3. | The Pervasive Microplastics of South Pacific Garbage Patch | Capitalist Paradise | “Dirty or dingy or dusty / ragged or rotten or rusty” | |
4. | The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Beans, beans, they're good for the heart....” | |
5. | The Big-Time Catches of Bennie Cunningham | Left-Leaning College State | “Big Catch Bennie Cunningham” | |
6. | The Egoist of Chigiri Hyoma | Democratic Socialists | “My speed will roar through the world!” | |
7. | The Armed Republic of Per Loveresengstan | Corporate Bordello | “From Many, One” | |
8. | The Armed Republic of Epicer Unicorns | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Black Lives Matter!” | |
9. | The Unexplored Jungles of Goblin Island | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Sneaky stuff around the bush” | |
10. | The Free Land of A Grey South | Right-wing Utopia | “By The People For The People” |