RiverdaleWorld Census

The Most Primitive in Riverdale

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Riverdale is ranked 11,822^nd in the world for Most Primitive.

1.	The Banished Bad Boy of Joaquin DeSantos	Psychotic Dictatorship	“I didn't come back for you.”
2.	The Ginger Bull of Archie Andrews	Capitalizt	“We are born alone, we die alone. Let's sing together.”
3.	The Repentant Renegade of Chuck Clayton	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I am trying to be better”
4.	The Joyful Jock of Moose Mason	Father Knows Best State	“Everyone thinks Tom Hardy is cute!”
5.	The Stud-finder General of Kevin Keller	Moralistic Democracy	“Grab that ginger bull by the horns.”
6.	The Dearly Departed of Jason Blossom	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Some things are worth dying for.”
7.	The Himspirational Himbo of Reggie Mantle	Psychotic Dictatorship	“You Tryin' To Get Me To Flex?”
8.	The Incorporated States of FP Jones	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Snakes don't take orders from Pigs”
9.	The Military Future of Dilton Doiley	Corrupt Dictatorship	“If you publish that story, my life will be over”
10.	The Unfortunate Circumstances of Jughead Jones	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Things don't tend to turn out well for me.”