New EuropeWorld Census

The Most Primitive in New Europe

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, New Europe is ranked 11,604^th in the world for Most Primitive.

1.	The Matriarchy of Gorgor	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Answer Phix' riddle, or DIE.”
2.	The Permanent Struggle of Subsylvania	Father Knows Best State	“The Vampires rule, but the Fairies rock”
3.	The Kingdom of Honderland	New York Times Democracy	“Wiar Benna D'rein Gabayard.”
4.	The Protectorate of Wroeland	Corporate Bordello	“Slave for you, Gomba”
5.	The Dominion of Hydrozoa	Compulsory Consumerist State	“We may be weak, but we aren't meek.”
6.	The Republic of Tsabania	Corrupt Dictatorship	“We have a fifteenth dynasty ready for you.”
7.	The Thanedom of Ogrney	New York Times Democracy	“Bog down & off a cliff.”
8.	The Queendom of Philephebia	Democratic Socialists	“Dare Love to Speak Its Name!”
9.	The Matriarchy of Ava Akka	Left-wing Utopia	“Akka gives, Yoma takes away.”
10.	The Protectorate of Arba Shqiperia	Democratic Socialists	“Land of the Eagle”

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