The World World Census

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.


1.	The Queendom of Kindjal	Democratic Socialists	“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
2.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
3.	The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog	New York Times Democracy	“ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.”
4.	The Conglomerate of Armacor	Capitalizt	“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”
5.	The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Demetrij	Democratic Socialists	“Poliorket”
6.	The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Makedoniae	Democratic Socialists	“Macedonian Satrap”
7.	The Macedonian Protectorate of Thesalia	Democratic Socialists	“Peace!!!”
8.	The Commonwealth of Achilles Wrath	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Stand tall against the enemy...”
9.	The 4 Calling Birds of 3 French Hens	Left-Leaning College State	“Hens like to cluck.”
10.	The Federation of New Terra	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Sacrifichiamo l'anima ed il ferro per l'Italia suprema!”