The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
3. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
4. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
5. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
6. | The Lunatic Fringe of Selenoteuthis | Left-wing Utopia | “My butt runs on lunar power.” | |
7. | The NWo Kingdom of NWoHollywood | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “NWo 4Life” | |
8. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
9. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
10. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” |