The World World Census
The Longest Average Lifespans in the World
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Empire of Corsaria | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.” | |
3. | The Lions Empire of Macedonian Lions | Capitalist Paradise | “!@#$%^&*()” | |
4. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
5. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
6. | The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix Eunichs | Father Knows Best State | “What the FCUK?” | |
7. | The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
8. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
9. | The Underworld of Release the Kraken | Father Knows Best State | “Release the Kraken!” | |
10. | The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” |