The Rudest Citizens in Europeia
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
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| 1. |  The Confederated Districts of Treir | Corporate Bordello | “Take the Path of Least Resistance” | |
| 2. |  The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria | Capitalist Paradise | “If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.” | |
| 3. |  The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sleep is for the weak” | |
| 4. |  The Ⓐnarchy of Catochristoferson | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.” | |
| 5. |  The Seventh Reich of Nordegard | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We are made of stars” | |
| 6. |  The Cheese Loving Monarchy of Gabingston | Right-wing Utopia | “Socialism no food 11 trillion dead” | |
| 7. |  The Principality of Hadenbracht | Corporate Bordello | “Ab Unitatis Fortitudinem” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Haisae | Anarchy | “The land of unlimited posibilities” | |
| 9. |  The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “In communism we lol” | |
| 10. |  The Mercantile Coalition League of Samuelstani | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Wub a lub a dub dub” |
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