Capitalist Paradise World Census

World Census experts studied the ratings of daytime television chat shows to estimate the percentage of citizens who are employed.


1.	The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Friends Close, Enemies Closer”
2.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Father Knows Best State	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
3.	The Capitalist Alliance of The-CID	Capitalist Paradise	“Justice Above All”
4.	The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“We are always pretty”
5.	The Confederacy of Gespain	Corporate Bordello	“Laissez faire, laissez passer”
6.	The Most Serene Republic of Avimimus	Anarchy	“Me ineptum”
7.	The Free Domes of Meridiani Planum	Capitalizt	“We flourish together as free men and women”
8.	The United Federation of Plisskenstan	Left-Leaning College State	“Pecunia non olet”
9.	The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT	Capitalist Paradise	“Moonbat Free Since '63”
10.	The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meam	Anarchy	“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”

Capitalist ParadiseWorld Census