Capitalist ParadiseWorld Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Capitalist Paradise

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.	The Free Land of -AnCap	Anarchy	“Don't Tread On Me.”
2.	The United States of -Corporate America-	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Pride and Industry”
3.	The Grand Duchy of Acario	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Acabar en éxito”
4.	The Pretty Asylum Acres of AintRightInTheHead	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“A Capitalist Paradise Colony for Mental Health”
5.	The Rogue Nation of Alta Si	Anarchy	“Vast arid expanse of death and happiness”
6.	The Republic of Amazing Family Jewels	Capitalist Paradise	“Deez nutz”
7.	The Hebrew 12 tribes confederacy of Am Israel	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Which is hateful to you, do not do to another”
8.	The Free Land of Anarcho Capitalism Forever	Capitalizt	“Don't Tread On Me”
9.	The Golden Anarchist Utopia of Ancapia	Anarchy	“Let's Follow the Path of Liberty!”
10.	The Dictatorship of Antioch and Antayka	Corporate Police State	“The lives lost in war must be avenged.”

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