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The World World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

1.The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-MannhattanNew York Times Democracy“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.The District of Cole CountyCapitalist Paradise“Community”
3.The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix EunichsFather Knows Best State“What the FCUK?”
4.The Importance of Being EarnestPsychotic Dictatorship“Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner.”
5.The 25th Century Hero of Buck RogersFather Knows Best State“Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!”
6.The Thug of NWA EAZY ECivil Rights Lovefest“ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ”
7.The United States of Michael NewdowScandinavian Liberal Paradise“I kicked the Supreme Court's butt.”
8.The Academy of Anon ZytoseLeft-wing Utopia“For Science!”
9.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaCorrupt Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
10.The Ongoing State of AbsentiaDemocratic Socialists“We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!”
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