The World World Census

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.


1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt	“Gargantuan Love God”
3.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
4.	The Alexander's Macedon Empire of Great Macedonia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We shall rise again”
5.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
6.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Capitalist Paradise	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
7.	The Wastelands of Nothreen	Corporate Bordello	“My way or the highway”
8.	The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia	Left-wing Utopia	“ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM”
9.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	Anarchy	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
10.	The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins	Anarchy	“The car won't start!”