The Embassy World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, The Embassy is ranked 17,317^th in the world for Highest Drug Use.


31.	The Confederacy of Morgastan	Compulsory Consumerist State	“The best part is no part”
32.	The Democratic States of Atlelligard	Democratic Socialists	“We Will Endure”
33.	The Commonwealth of Solotaca	New York Times Democracy	“Death,War, and No Peace”
34.	The Colony of Pawnsia	Corporate Bordello	“We love our stuff!”
35.	The Kingdom of Photrisia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“I destroy stuff.”
36.	The Empire of Whispiton	New York Times Democracy	“WEEEEEE love CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
37.	The Jingoistic States of LOL Bozo	Compulsory Consumerist State	“LAUGH!”
38.	The People's Republic of Bubbers	Father Knows Best State	“Cat's are the best”
39.	The Devil's Whisper of Demon X	Psychotic Dictatorship	“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”
40.	The Unitary Sovereign Republic of The Hanzanburg Union	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Ausgewogenheit, Gleichheit und Fortschritt”

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