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The World World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

1.The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-MannhattanNew York Times Democracy“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.The District of Cole CountyCapitalist Paradise“Community”
3.The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix EunichsFather Knows Best State“What the FCUK?”
4.The Importance of Being EarnestPsychotic Dictatorship“Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner.”
5.The 25th Century Hero of Buck RogersFather Knows Best State“Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!”
6.The Academy of Anon ZytoseLeft-wing Utopia“For Science!”
7.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaCorrupt Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
8.The Ongoing State of AbsentiaDemocratic Socialists“We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!”
9.The High-Technate of AthretvariLiberal Democratic Socialists“Peace & Prosperity”
10.The Federal Republic of AiganiaLeft-Leaning College State“We know it”
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